Onyx

Originally posted November 9, 2023

Hi my name is Onyx Nightcore Loki Battlehawk Sanchez and I have long onyx black hair (that’s how I got my name) with blood red highlights and I’m a really frikkin powerful witch and scientist and mech pilot just like my great great great grandpa who was on a really smart and bad@$$ TV show forever ago!! Nobody got how freakin cool and smart and deep he was just like nobody gets me now.

ANYWAY I was in a mech battle with my friends (we’re called the Vampyres bcuz we steal the energy from our opponents and all our mechs are solid black except for when they have bits of red and purple to show off how serious and depressing this whole bullshit “teen mech combat” thing is) and I was trying to knock out this guy on the other team and my FRICKIN step dad DAVE was there and he was on the comms like. “Henry (AN: he calls me Henry when that’s NOT MY NAME ANYMORE AND NO ONE CALLS ME THAT ANYMORE) what the f**k (AN: can we cuss on here or do they listen here too??) are you doing?!?! Blast to your left and let Mike take this!!”

But I was right there and Mike was on the other side of the arena?? So I ignored him and kept hitting the guy and I tried to shove my mech’s sword (I call it the Godslayer because no gods no masters) through his mech’s body but I missed and it got caught in his arm, and he used the leverage to launch me out of the arena, and apparently Mikey got knocked out while that was happening so we lost the whole thing.

So we left and the whole way home Dave yelled at me about it and like I know that it’s gonna be hard to afford food because he doesn’t get a lot of credits at work and mom is sick so they really rely on the mech fighting thing but it’s MY fight and I need to be able to make decisions myself, DAVE!!! And it’s not my fault your job sucks!!! Everyone’s does!! EVERYONE WORKS FOR THE SAME COMPANY DAVE EVEN THE MECH FIGHTS ARE BROADCADST ON MELONETWORKS™ BY JET CORP®!!! So stop being mad at ME!!!

So when we got home I went to my room and locked the door and took off my black combat boots and black jumpsuit and the red fishnets I wear under it and changed into my black pajamas and got on my kind of black computer (they were sold out of black so my mom and dad (before freakin Dave got here) got me a white one but me and Jazmyn spray painted it but the paint doesn’t stay on very good) and I logged onto RavenChat™ by Jet Corp® and messaged Mikey and Jazmyn and the other Vampyres and we were talking about how this whole thing is kinda bullsh*t if you really think about it like why does Jet Corp own all this when we do all the work?? And like, we have mechs so why don’t we just–

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