UniSparkles and birdman

UniSparkles — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

Hi! My name is UniSparkles (she/they), I'm 27, and I'm the new medic in Squad Phi! Excited to be joining the Interplanetary Alliance Combat Initiative!

DeltaBravoBravo — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

Uh, hi? This is a secure comms channel, who are you?

UniSparkles — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

I know! I think it's so cool that the IA decided to use Discord, it means I don't have to install another app, you know?

And like I said, I'm UniSparkles! I'm a medic, I just got deployed!

DeltaBravoBravo — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

Okay, so what's your callsign? And why is your name pink?

UniSparkles — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

???

I just told you, UniSparkles. And I'm pink because I like the color! It matches my fursona, also named UniSparkles :3

DeltaBravoBravo — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

What?

birdman — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

idk whats so confusing man

DeltaBravoBravo — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

Who the hell are you?

birdman — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

callsign birdman, im the rifleman in gamma

DeltaBravoBravo — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

No you're not, Squad Gamma's rifleman is EchoTango.

birdman — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

no need to deadname me bro

i changed my callsign

to honor the goat

DeltaBravoBravo — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

You can't just change your callsign, that has to come from Command. Also, what goat? And why are you honoring a goat?

birdman — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

not a goat, amigo, the goat, larry bird

DeltaBravoBravo — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

The basketball player? From like 1500 years ago?

birdman — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

as deserving of the title as jordan or booker

DeltaBravoBravo — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

That doesn't make any sense.

birdman — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

sure it does, man 21791 career points, top 5 all time free throw shooter, 12 time all star, beat magic johnson for rookie of the year by 60 votes

DeltaBravoBravo — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

No, the callsign. We don't just change callsigns. And who changed your role?

birdman — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

and even comparing him to jordan, the bulls won shit without jordan. the celtics didn't win without the birdman.

DeltaBravoBravo — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

Who is doing this? I'm reporting this to Command.

birdman — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

command is the only one with access to this server, kemosabe. theyre the ones who did this.

UniSparkles — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

Yeah! I'm sure they'd do the same for you, @DeltaBravoBravo!

birdman — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

anyway, when comparing him to booker, it's not even close. i think booker is overrated tbh. he was a legend for phoenix but he doesn't belong in the same category is bird or jordan.

DeltaBravoBravo — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

Can we focus please? We're a military. We have work to do, and this channel is for facilitating that work. Clearly someone has infiltrated it to fill it with this garbage.

birdman — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

idk bud, the work seems to be going fine. there hasn't been active combat in 600 years, i think itll be okay. lets just chill.

DeltaBravoBravo — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

Chill??? We're soldiers, we pilot mechs. We don't have time to chill.

birdman — Yesterday at 2:36 PM

sucks for you dude, i have plenty of time to chill. was just watching highlights from the 81 championships, first time bird won a ring